5 rants in one
1)Tony Abott’s maternity leave (vote grabbing) plan .
Interestingly my wife voiced opposition to this stating people should be able to plan and save for a child and the burden should not be on employers. Guess that’s why we are still childless eh?
This plan will never happen. It is just a grab for votes, don’t fall for it people. If Mr. Abbot was actually serious about this he would sit down with Mr Rudd and they could come up with a happy compromise and pass Mr Rudd’s plan through the senate unopposed which BTW is more economically responsible and less open to abuse.
Abuse? Well let me see. If my company makes $5.5 million a year I will now have to pay a 1.7% tax to pay maternal/paternal leave for employees of smaller companies. Guess I will be splitting my company in two then and that woman I was going to employ and pay 75k per year to, well she said in the interview she just got married and even though the single man I interviewed is not quite as good, he is not going to go have a baby and cost me a heap of money.
As for the just married woman she plans to leave the work force as soon as she qualifies for maternity leave so it was a good choice to hire the single man.
Another person who already qualifies has just had a baby and has no intention of returning to work, however they tell their boss they will return and basically rort the company out of six months pay.
2) Julia Gillard’s workplace reforms.
No one will be worse off? Really. Then please explain this. My rate of pay will drop, yes drop by $1.58 per hour from July 1st. Not only that but penalty rates for shift work dropped as well. From 30% down to 15% for night shift and from 15% down to 12.5%. I don't work shift work but some of my friends in the field do.
My boss is putting me up a pay grade to prevent the hourly rate drop but most wont. It would be nice to have a workplace agreement so we could just work it out amongst ourselves. Oh That’s right work choices was killed by the unions who are suspiciously quiet on this bullshit. I like you Gillard but you fucked this right up.
3) Lara Bingle
Maybe I am just a suspicious person but this whole photo thing bothers me. I mean Lara spends most of her time posing nearly naked and I am meant to believe this photo offends her and makes her feel all degraded. She is probably just upset she had no make up on and no airbrushing of tits was done.
Heres the thing Lara has done all the photo shoots she can do in FHM etc, work has dried up
Lara gets herself a new agent. Then a three year old, yep THREE YEAR OLD photo turns up in a magazine. Does anyone really believe Brendon Fevola sat on this photo for three fucking years! Would anyone even still have the phone the photo was on three years later. Come on people the photo was sent by the fucking agent. Am I the only one who can see this.
Now she is all over the paper, she made $200,000 off that photo being printed. Interest will now be renewed in her and she can do a fresh round of photo shoots. That agent Max is a genius!
4) Foxtel.
I like foxtel, had it for years. However they are running a scam. They promote their service as Digital yet only the IQ2 set top box and a few hard to get 480 series IQ1 have a digital video output.
The digital signal is also of poor quality. So shit digital signal in, crappy analogue signal out. My new HD tv really showed how shitty their picture is. I called foxtel and explained to them that I had a serious issue with that. I want an IQ2 and I don’t want to pay the $200 to get it. Best they could do was give it to me for $100. Not really good enough but in the face of NO COMPETITION what was I to do.
More people should complain about this and demand boxes with HDMI otherwise you are not getting the digital picture you are paying for.
5) Wankers who keep undersize fish and leave their mess behind.
If Sydney council bans fishing on all public wharfs and in parks because of you cunt’s I will kill you.
Interestingly my wife voiced opposition to this stating people should be able to plan and save for a child and the burden should not be on employers. Guess that’s why we are still childless eh?
This plan will never happen. It is just a grab for votes, don’t fall for it people. If Mr. Abbot was actually serious about this he would sit down with Mr Rudd and they could come up with a happy compromise and pass Mr Rudd’s plan through the senate unopposed which BTW is more economically responsible and less open to abuse.
Abuse? Well let me see. If my company makes $5.5 million a year I will now have to pay a 1.7% tax to pay maternal/paternal leave for employees of smaller companies. Guess I will be splitting my company in two then and that woman I was going to employ and pay 75k per year to, well she said in the interview she just got married and even though the single man I interviewed is not quite as good, he is not going to go have a baby and cost me a heap of money.
As for the just married woman she plans to leave the work force as soon as she qualifies for maternity leave so it was a good choice to hire the single man.
Another person who already qualifies has just had a baby and has no intention of returning to work, however they tell their boss they will return and basically rort the company out of six months pay.
2) Julia Gillard’s workplace reforms.
No one will be worse off? Really. Then please explain this. My rate of pay will drop, yes drop by $1.58 per hour from July 1st. Not only that but penalty rates for shift work dropped as well. From 30% down to 15% for night shift and from 15% down to 12.5%. I don't work shift work but some of my friends in the field do.
My boss is putting me up a pay grade to prevent the hourly rate drop but most wont. It would be nice to have a workplace agreement so we could just work it out amongst ourselves. Oh That’s right work choices was killed by the unions who are suspiciously quiet on this bullshit. I like you Gillard but you fucked this right up.
3) Lara Bingle
Maybe I am just a suspicious person but this whole photo thing bothers me. I mean Lara spends most of her time posing nearly naked and I am meant to believe this photo offends her and makes her feel all degraded. She is probably just upset she had no make up on and no airbrushing of tits was done.
Heres the thing Lara has done all the photo shoots she can do in FHM etc, work has dried up
Lara gets herself a new agent. Then a three year old, yep THREE YEAR OLD photo turns up in a magazine. Does anyone really believe Brendon Fevola sat on this photo for three fucking years! Would anyone even still have the phone the photo was on three years later. Come on people the photo was sent by the fucking agent. Am I the only one who can see this.
Now she is all over the paper, she made $200,000 off that photo being printed. Interest will now be renewed in her and she can do a fresh round of photo shoots. That agent Max is a genius!
4) Foxtel.
I like foxtel, had it for years. However they are running a scam. They promote their service as Digital yet only the IQ2 set top box and a few hard to get 480 series IQ1 have a digital video output.
The digital signal is also of poor quality. So shit digital signal in, crappy analogue signal out. My new HD tv really showed how shitty their picture is. I called foxtel and explained to them that I had a serious issue with that. I want an IQ2 and I don’t want to pay the $200 to get it. Best they could do was give it to me for $100. Not really good enough but in the face of NO COMPETITION what was I to do.
More people should complain about this and demand boxes with HDMI otherwise you are not getting the digital picture you are paying for.
5) Wankers who keep undersize fish and leave their mess behind.
If Sydney council bans fishing on all public wharfs and in parks because of you cunt’s I will kill you.
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