Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Mania Predictions so far...

With Just over two weeks to go to Wrestlemania I can’t believe we still don’t know the full card. Nevertheless I am going to put down my predictions for what we have confirmed. I’ll come back and add the other matches as they get announced.

I must say this years mania is a bit hard to predict compared to some others so I’ll start with the easiest match to predict a winner.

UNDERTAKER Vs "Bah Gawd!" MARK HENRY in a casket match.

A casket match? Mania? The worlds strongest Hoss has no chance in hell of winning this.
Your Victor is Taker

EDGE "I Have Horses Teeth" Vs MICK " I keep all dates unless they are in Australia " FOLEY in a Hardcore Match.

I expect Foley to bump like hell in this match. I expect Edge to bleed like a stuck pig. Foley’s goal in life nowadays is to sell books and put everyone except Carlito over so Expect EDGE to get the win.

MR MCMAHON Vs The BackBreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS

I expect some sort of Shenanigans during this match, perhaps a Dalip Singh debut. I don’t think Brett Hart will get involved. Mcmahon wins and Shawn goes on a little holiday.

Our Olympic hero KURT ANGLE vs REY "Eddie" MYSTERIO Vs DorkBoy RANDY ORTON. For the WHC
Everyone is banking on Dorkboy winning. I think Rey will win so Vince can continue to show no respect for Eddie’s death. Eddie (woops) Rey Pins Dorkboy to win the title.

MITB LADDER MATCH
I doubt this can live up to last years match. I have this bad feeling that Flair is going to win this match so we can see another Flair title reign before he retires. I’ll stick with that bad feeling. Winner is Ric Flair

The Big red Monster Dentist KANE & BIG "slow" SHOW Vs CARLITO "you like my hair?" and CHRIS "You wanna touch my pec implants?" MASTERS.
I have a felling that the purpose of this match is to advance the career of Carlito and turn him face. Carlito and Masters will win. Only to break up within a few months the good old fashioned way with Carlito coming out a face at the end of it.

The Toothless Wolverine CHRIS BENOIT Vs JBL
This is a tough match to call. JBL can wrestle when he wants and he is awesome on the mic. I enjoyed his World Title reign and wouldn’t mind seeing him have a Honky Tonk Manesque US ttile run. As much as I like Benoit I’ll be rooting for JBL to pull this one off. (gee there could be some bad innuendo perceived in that line) You winner and new champion JBL

"Do I look fat?" HHH Vs JOHN "Why do they boo me, boo hoo" CENA
This is the match that must be giving Vince nightmares and HHH’s promo totally burying Cena a few weeks ago hasn’t helped the cause. I’d like to see the title stay on Cena and then when people start to boo him out of the building he can grab the mic and tell them all to go Fuck themselves, thus breaking all the girls hearts, and making the little kids cry why oh why John. Turning him into an Uber heel. It is the only way to go if you want to keep HHH a heel. If HHH wins he is going to get a huge pop. Is the WWE still convinced about keeping Cena as a babyface?. I can’t decide so I tossed a coin and….
John Cena retains and turns heel

Edit:21 Mar..

We have had a match added.

Booker "Goddamn I need a new Gimmick" T Vs The Boogeyman

One has to give Marty Wright credit for getting this character over. Does he deserve to go over Booker? Probably not but I am guessing he will win the match. Most likely by countout. This no doubt will be a comedy match


Mickie James vs Trish Stratus

Not officially announced yet but it has to happen. Expect it to be announced on Raw. Any one else here the crowd pop when Mickie hit Trish at SNME? Mickie is good at what she does and I am not alone in liking her. I expect her to win the title here.


6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where to start.
Ok,Foley & Edge well what can one say,Foley for sure will win.Had it ever occurred to you that why Mick couldn't come out to Aust.Instead of assuming that he let people down,there could be valid reasons why he couldn't make it.I'm not saying i know the reasons why,but watching various interviews,and forming my own opinion over the years,i find that Mick Foley,would not deliberately,let any of his fans down,whether they are Wrestling or Book.What can i say about HBK & Vince McMahon,it will be rigged from the start,wouldn't be surprised if Vince & clan related to IRA or Chicago Irish.

16 March, 2006 19:03  
Blogger Darren said...

Foley was too busy making Vince Happy to come down here

16 March, 2006 19:16  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with Busty Betty, people need to understand that celebrities like Mick Foley may have other avenues than wrestling to tend to. Also I believe family does come first, he may needed to stay home because of this. One day I hope Mick Foley will come out to Australia & if he does The Cardinal will have egg on his face.

16 March, 2006 19:37  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Young Cub (cena)vs the old king(hhh),well does this not say it all.Cena, i hope wins,but with family being involved, doubt that the poor young cub will even have a look in.What i don't get is Cena & HHH both are good wrestlers,why does there need to be cheating on HHH's side,the way i figure is that HHH must be insecure to cheat.Hoping to watch Wrestlemania,as i have gone of RAW & SMACKDOWN for the time being.

16 March, 2006 20:33  
Blogger Darren said...

Girls, girls, Please don't make me disable comments on here!

16 March, 2006 23:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think your pretty much spot on with the matches except for mitb, hopefully common sense prevailes and rvd wins the breifcase.

if rey mysterio and HHH win I will be a very happy person, too bad HHH/Cena will be the last main event to close the show though...

21 March, 2006 03:46  

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